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20 Tree Jokes And Puns That Will Tickle Your Funny Branch

20 Tree Jokes And Puns That Will Tickle Your Funny Branch

Planting trees is serious business, make no mistake. To date, tentree has planted more than 30 million trees! But we like to have fun while we're doing it. And what's more fun than a joke? Even better, what's more fun than a tree joke? 

We love a good tree joke. Here are 25 of our favorites.

What do you call the world's sleepiest tree?


Why do trees hate riddles?

Because it's too easy to get stumped!

Why did the tree get stumped?

It couldn't get to the root of the problem!

What's a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer!

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It opened its own branch!

Why do Christmas trees have trouble sewing?

They can't stop dropping their needles!

What happens to trees on Valentine's Day?

They get sappy!

Which Canadian city is a tree's favorite?


What was wrong with the tree's car?

It wooden go!

Would you ever try the acorn diet?

No way! It sounds nuts!

How does a tree get on the internet?

They log on!

What's a tree's favorite subject in school?


Why are trees the best networkers?

They're constantly branching out!

Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees?

Because they're really good at it!

What did the tree say to the bully?

Leaf me alone!

What type of tree likes to give high fives?

A palm tree!

What did the single tree say to the bush?

I don't want no shrub! A shrub is a guy that can't no love from me.

How do you know when a tree has had too much root beer?

He won't stop texting his ax!

How can you identify a dogwood tree?

By its bark!

What's a tree's favorite radio station?

One that plays poplar songs!

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